partybarackisinthehousetonight:

some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

balinanddwalin:

you can tell a lot about a person by who they think should rule westeros

mikalleangelo:

so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend to meow and bark and stuff

well how fucking weird would it be if animals could do that like they didn’t know what it meant or how to speak phrases but they could pick up on stuff we say and make the same noise

like youd just be watching tv with your dog next to you and youd reach over to pet him and

“bowel movement”

thetittysheriff:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

benedictcumbergasm:

and this is the moment an entire theatre filled with adults and teenagers started crying

• John Green:  I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
• John Green:  Chicken nuggets is like my family.